JUNGLE JUICE

 

 

The long summer holidays were nearly over but for the Cranham Five the best was yet to come. Gareth, Stuart, Jamie, Rob and Danny had been planning the last weekend of August for weeks.   "For better or for worse." Their parents had agreed to let them camp on their own in Monk's Ditch for two nights.

Monk's Ditch was a clearing in Cranham Woods - not far from the village but far enough to give the gang the feeling that they were going to have a real adventure. They would be out of   sight and almost out of ear-shot of their long-suffering families.

 

 

The promise of the camp had kept the boys reasonably amenable for the entire holidays. There had been plenty for them to do in preparation and they had used an outhouse at Rob's place as an H.Q. Jamie and Rob had built a trolley for carting the equipment down to the camp site. Stuart had collected medical suppliesand was fitting out a First Aid box. Jamie sorted out the cooking utensils which he thought they would need and Danny was painstakingly compiling a list of provisions to be collected. Gareth who was the eldest, at twelve years and three months, co-ordinated their efforts.

They would all be moving on to secondary schools next term so this was to be their 'last fling'.

The boy's parents were not too worried about how the gang would manage. They had all been Cub Scouts and had also been camping with their families. One subtle problem had to be resolved, however. Once the camp had been set up properly, should they be supervised at all or really left to fend for themselves?

The mothers insisted that certain rules were laid down, to act as safeguards, if the second course of action was decided upon.

Gareth was chosen to be camp leader because of his age and reliability.   He was to raise the alarm in the event of any danger or mishap. Stuart was to be his deputy. No one was to go more than a hundred yards from the camp and never singly.

 

 

They were not to try bathing in the shallow stream which ran through the clearing and the camp cooking fire must be carefully attended at all times and made perfectly safe at night. One parent would visit the camp each evening to see all was well.

With that the mothers had to be satisfied. (Stuart's mother secretly gave him her old Girl Guide whistle. If it was blown very hard and. continuously it would be heard in the village - she hoped.)

 

At last, the longed-for Friday afternoon arrived and the Cranham Five set out down the track towards the woods. Their camping gear was stacked all over the trolley and each of them had a bulging back-pack. Danny's pack was almost as big as he was and he staggered under its weight as they slogged-it down the hill, through a narrow belt of trees and into Monk's Ditch.

 

 

Danny was the youngest member of the group and the smallest. The others had been given confidential orders about 'keeping an eye on him.' He was well aware that he had certain short- comings and was not always able to keep up with the older boys.

Having poor eyesight and being left-handed had not exactly helped him through his years at the Village Primary School. To compensate, he was usually able to find some different sort of way to gain the admiration of his friends. His plan on this occasion had been to make them a very special drink so that they could celebrate their first camping adventure in style.

It had taken Danny a long time to work out how to make his wine. He knew from watching his mother that he must use water, fruit, sugar and some yeast, he would have to heat it all together, strain it into a bottle and leave it for a bit.   He hoped that three days would be long enough, as it was all the time he had. Picking the blackberries for the mixture was easy and the heating in one of his mother's old saucepans went well - even if it did smell rather queer. Finding a suitable bottle was the real problem. None of those standing outside the back door had corks left in them. Danny's luck changed, however, when he found just the one he needed in his mother's baking cupboard. It was of green glass, was square shouldered and had a screw top. He wasn't fussy about the inch or so of liquid it still contained.   It smelt alright and would add flavour to his "Jungle Juice ", he thought.

And so, on the Friday evening of the camp, as Danny arranged his pack in the comer of the tent and unrolled his sleeping bag, he was careful to keep the green bottle well hidden. It was his surprise "Jungle Juice", and his very own secret.

 

While the Cranham Five were busy setting up camp in the Monk's Ditch, in another part of the wood where the road from town ran through, John Gregory got off a bus. His long wakeful nights in Gloucester Prison had given him time to think longingly

of Cranham and the woods. He had been sentenced in the spring to three months for breaking and entering. His sentence completed it was now summer and so, on his release, he headed for the woods where he knew he could 'kip-down 'until he had decided what to do next. In fact, he knew very well what he would do, but a few days in the country would set him up ready for his next serving of ' porridge '.

It was well known by the Police that John was a recidivist. He was tolerated by them with regret, for he was now an old man, sick and homeless and without means.   Any money he might have was soon spent on the alcohol which kept him alive.

Old and sick he might be, but John managed to keep himself looking presentable. It was the black bin-bag in which he carried his few belongings that gave him away.   So after leaving the road and walking a few yards into the woods he looked around for a suitable hollow where he could dump his bag and make himself comfortable for the night. The ladies of the 'Sally Ann', outside the prison had given him a packet of

sandwiches and some drink to keep him going until the next day when he would feel more like making his final excursion into the world of crime.

Strangely enough it was towards the church that John turned in the morning.   He remembered the layout of Cranham Village well, from his younger days, so he knew that it was through the houses, over the common and down the lane towards Sheepscombe. He remembered vaguely that it was Saturday now. He hoped that the church would be open and empty. He really did not want to have to lob a brick through one of the windows.

John was lucky. The doors stood open but someone was inside using a vacuum cleaner in one of the side aisles. He entered respectfully and equally respectfully began to wander around the building as if admiring its architecture and appreciating the peaceful atmosphere. He reached the sanctuary and while out of sight of the cleaner he managed to slip a small silver dish from the altar into his pocket.

He wandered back down the length of the nave towards the doors, even stopping to sign his name in the visitor's book on the way out.

 

John thought it would be some time before the cleaning lady discovered that the paten was missing, so he did not hurry as he retraced his steps across the common and on into the woods once more. Time for a nap, he thought, and then later on he would go for another profitable walk-about.

 

The Cranham Five spent their Saturday morning more innocently. On first emerging from the tent they joyfully performed a mock war dance in their bare-feet, upon the dewy grass.

The morning sun slanted down across the clearing and the embers of their camp fire were easily re-kindled. Life was good! Then someone realised that they ought to wash and clean their teeth. The stream was the obvious place for this and it turned the whole operation into a thrilling experience instead of the usual chore.   ("And don't go swallowing any of that stream water!" Rob's mother had said. "You don't know where its been.")

The main meal of the day was to be taken in the form of a feast in the evening. Sausages, potatoes and apples were to be served. The boys spent the whole morning preparing for this. Each one had his own allotted task, but it all took longer than it should - there were so many distractions.

Danny's job was to tidy-up the tent. he was good at this and happily crawled about inside, folding cast-aside clothes and rolling up sleeping bags into some semblance of order.

Anyway, he had to make sure that his 'Jungle Juice 'was okay. He got the bottle out of his pack and pushed it just inside the folds of his sleeping bag. he wanted to be able to get at it quickly when the right moment in the feast arrived.

After a scrappy lunch of fried sandwiches the lads relaxed in the shade to rehearse the Scout songs and jokes which were to be part of the evening's entertainment.

Gareth was pleased by the way things were going. No one had been set on fire, drowned or poisoned so far. Now he would organise a game for them - a Scavenge Hunt! It took some time for them to decide on ten objects which they were to find.

They must return to the camp in thirty minutes and a reward would be given to the boy with the best collection. (Gareth had brought some chocolate which, he felt, would do for the prize.)

He reminded them about the hundred yards rule and that they must hunt in pairs. His job was to keep them under observation so he followed them into the bushes at the far end of the clearing.

 

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John Gregory stretched and snorted as he awoke from his afternoon nap. Now he would go for his promised walk-about. Perhaps he would call in at "The Black Horse". That was if he could remember the shortest way. Cranham Woods were criss-

crossed by paths and Fate took a hand when he chose thewrong one. He trudged along it until he was out of sight of the village and the track was carrying him down hill.   It opened out into a glade and John saw a tent at the far end.   The tent was surrounded by all the paraphernalia of a camp, but was totally deserted. Someone had even left the tent flaps unfastened.

Always an opportunist he approached the tent cautiously. It only took him a few seconds to crouch down low enough to crawl painfully inside. He rested his hand on one of the rolled-up sleeping bags and felt something familiar. Reaching inside he pulled out a full bottle of brandy. What a piece of luck! No need to go to the pub now! Awkwardly he stuffed the bottle into his pocket and backing away from the tent, he shambled away as quickly as he could manage through the undergrowth.

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Later on that evening the feast was going really well. The sausages were cooked all through (Jamie had seen to that.) The potatoes had not boiled dry and the apple cores had made good 'Pooh Sticks', as an after dinner distraction.

Then Stuart complained of being thirsty and Danny remembered his secret contribution.   "Oh!” he exclaimed, "My 'Jungle Juice'!"

  “I've made something for us to drink.   Its special. We must drink a toast, you know."

Rather surprised by this outburst from their usually quiet friend, Gareth, Jamie, Rob and Stuart watched as Danny burrowed into the tent. They could hear him scrabbling about inside, making surprised squeals as he did so.

His bottom re-appeared in the tent door and he stood up looking pale and shaken. More words tumbled from him.   "My bottle of 'Jungle Juice' - its gone! And look what I've found." He held out a small silver plate.

"Someone's been into our tent. It smells all funny in there and my bed roll is all messed up - and my 'Jungle Juice' has been stolen!"

It was then that Gareth took control.   He dropped everything and set off to run for help. Stuart groped in his pocket for the whistle - put it too his lips and blew.

They told him afterwards that he had gone on blowing until the tops of his ears had fumed purple.

Naturally, the discovery of the missing paten in the boy's tent caused great consternation. When all the parents had assembled at the camp it was decided that the Police should be called.   The thief must be hiding, somewhere in the woods.

To the gang the bottom had dropped right out of their adventure. They sat with their parents in a disconsolate huddle waiting for the Police to arrive.

At last they appeared, in a car being driven very daringly down the rough track and out across the grass. A snifter dog had been brought along and without any delay the search party disappeared into the undergrowth.

The lads cheered up at once when it was agreed that they might all follow the chase at a safe distance. This was far better, they thought, than any scavenge hunt.

The breathless party caught up with the Police at a spot not far from the Birdlip Road. The handler was restraining the dog as it continued to bark furiously at the figure of a man slumped beneath a tree. The sprawled figure showed no signs of life when the officer went close to him and spoke. He bent down to look closer, then turned around to face them with a reassuring nod and a shrug. The old man was dead drunk.

A search of the surrounding area revealed a black plastic bag full of the old man's belongings, along with his prison release order and some prison stationery. Lying by his side was an empty brandy bottle.

Later John Gregory's signature in the church Visitor's Book was revealed. He had given his address as H.M.Prison, Gloucester.

As a comment he had added, '1 hope your plate turns up."

And so, with the paten back in the church safe - John Gregory back in a cell and the boys back in their own homes, things reverted to normal. It was not until a few days later, when Danny was dreamily reliving the happenings of that memorable weekend, that he thought of something which the others had not realised.

Just supposing the Cranham Five had drunk that toast to themselves at the feast that evening, things might have turned out very differently!

                                              L.W. 07/00

 
 
 

 

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